Looking back through FB memories brought up this gem, and caused me to pause, laugh, and then think about all the ways the world has changed in the last few years.
My August 14, 2017 FaceBook Post:
This Costco purchase will result in a five day delay to my post-Apocalyptic life of crime. (Yes, I could learn to fish and hunt and grow my own food, but that sounds like a lot of work.)